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(@gregpendleton)
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But the pink shirt was a deal breaker. Geesh, what was he thinking?

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 5:40 am
(@carl-b-correll)
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"I don't ever want a decent paying, respectable job"

"Gee I like carny food... I think I'll find a way to have it the rest of my life"

"If I could only find a place for a swastika... I'd be looked at with respect then..."

"What if I tell people that the horns thinks are natural... Will it explain things better??"

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 5:46 am
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Or if your daughter brought him home to meet the family???????????????

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 6:36 am
(@d-j-fenton)
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> But the pink shirt was a deal breaker.

Pink shows up well in the woods, acutally.

Of course, some hunter would see that guy and mistake him for a spike buck...

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 6:39 am
(@snoop)
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somebody touched him as a child

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 6:51 am
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He was actually on the smoking gun website for running over his landlord. And he seemed like such a nice boy.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 6:55 am
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Honestly, I saw a pic last week of an idiot with a big tattoo of a buxom babe on his leg and he was getting "implants" placed in the right spots to make her look more real.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 7:27 am
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I think they are called "circus people." Its odd how Walmart seems to attract them. "Like a moth to a flame."

I'd hire him. He can look like that if he wants. Just not during work hours. Insurance regulations!!

Its that easy.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 8:16 am
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He'd make a good Lead Flagman.

Drivers would go by real slow, maybe even stop to gawk!

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 9:40 am
(@robert-locke)
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He looks like a very well used tack ball that I once had. 🙂

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 10:23 am
(@noodles)
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> He was actually on the smoking gun website for running over his landlord. And he seemed like such a nice boy.

Now why does this not surprise me??? Egads!! :-/

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 2:20 pm
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Is this photoshop joke?

It looks real.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 4:55 pm
(@daniel-s-mccabe)
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Is this photoshop joke?

I don't think it is, but I agree with you, it's kind of gross.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 5:31 pm
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Evidently he's wagered that mom and dad will live forever and their basement will forever be the ultimate sanctuary...

All I can say is that he'd better have some seriously marketable skills and talent somewhere to try and overcome the balance of major bulls#!+ factor on his part.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 7:10 pm