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(@noodles)
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. :bye:

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. :boy: :boy: :boy: :girl: :girl:

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." :beer: :mp:

 
Posted : February 15, 2011 7:43 pm
 RADU
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What has 32 teeth and hides a monster? ............

My fly!

RADU

 
Posted : February 15, 2011 7:49 pm
(@noodles)
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What has 32 teeth and hides a monster? ............

RADU!!! My virgin eyes!! :-O 😛

 
Posted : February 15, 2011 7:52 pm
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What has 32 teeth and hides a monster? ............

It smells like moth balls in the office. Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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I never have. I could never spread their tiny legs....

 
Posted : February 15, 2011 10:02 pm
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What has 32 teeth and hides a monster? ............

two flies are standing on the ceiling, talking to one another. one fly looks at the other and says, "hey frank, your man is open"

 
Posted : February 16, 2011 3:52 am
(@don-blameuser)
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Tell it a joke.
If he laughs, it's a male.
If she laughs, it's a female.

I'm sorry,

Don

 
Posted : February 16, 2011 7:31 am