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(@noodles)
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Here's one for all of you guys in the hot summer weather...

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 1:17 pm
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from your title i thought this had something to do with the photo caption thread from earlier.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 1:23 pm
(@adamsurveyor)
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Now that joke was as corny as they get.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 1:27 pm
(@noodles)
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Wendell didn't want me to have it say the "F" word completely so I had to blur out the "UC". He said "don't worry, they WILL know what it means." LOL 😉

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 2:01 pm
 ddsm
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What word starts with F and ends in UCK?

FiretrUCK...

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 3:53 pm
(@stephen-johnson)
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Had a former sister-in-law that when she was young said F instead of Tr. You can imagine how Truck came out.

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 7:48 pm
(@noodles)
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> Had a former sister-in-law that when she was young said F instead of Tr. You can imagine how Truck came out.

That could make for a "hot" situation. :-O

 
Posted : July 19, 2010 10:14 pm
(@daniel-s-mccabe)
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I did the same thing when I was young.

My mother tells the story of a trip to TG&Y that went bad.
She had me sitting in the basket at the end of the checkout counter and the bag girl pulled the basket out some to load it.
About that time a fire truck went screaming by.
My mother, realizing what was about to happen, made a dash for me, which in her words seemed like slow motion, as she exclaimed, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But she was to late, me and my 3 year old excited self let it fly, "A FIRE F@^K!!!!"
She said everyone turned around to see her holding her hand over my mouth and they proceeded to laugh her out the store.
That evening the extensive lessons in how to say "truck" began.

 
Posted : July 20, 2010 4:49 am