Best advice I've heard?
When your wife turns forty, you trade her in for two 20 year olds.
Keep your thumb on it.
Perry
> Best advice I've heard?
>
> When your wife turns forty, you trade her in for two 20 year olds.
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> Keep your thumb on it.
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> Perry
Hey Perry...
Kiss my butt!!! 😛 :beer:
When I brought up a similar suggestion in the presence of my wife a mutual friend suggested that such a thing might kill me. I responded that I would have to get accustomed to being rejected by both at the same time.
Why do you suppose Brigham Young had 19 wives? The odds of finding one in the proper mood would increase.
> Why do you suppose Brigham Young had 19 wives? The odds of finding one in the proper mood would increase.
He was a busy man that's for sure. 😉
> > Best advice I've heard?
> >
> > When your wife turns forty, you trade her in for two 20 year olds.
> >
> > Keep your thumb on it.
> >
> > Perry
>
> Hey Perry...
>
> Kiss my butt!!! 😛 :beer:
Noodles
That might just be what he wants to do. Women should not use that type of language aimed at males. Some might take it as an invitation.
SJ
Uh Oh! That's when the fight started. 🙂
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Oops, enough for me.
> Noodles
>
> That might just be what he wants to do. Women should not use that type of language aimed at males. Some might take it as an invitation.
>
> SJ
Or...some "un-classy" women will use that as an invitation to fart on the guy when he does that. :-S
I had a cousin who was pretty gross about this. She wound up divorced. I tried to tell her men want a woman with SOME manners but that didn't go over well. She thought the men liked it that she was "just one of the guys".
There's a difference between drinking :beer:, shooting a gun, riding a motorcycle, even hunting with the guys but...come on ya don't have to almost crap your pants to gas them out. 😐
> Uh Oh! That's when the fight started. 🙂
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> :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
> :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
> Oops, enough for me.
Only 18 beers, Tyler??!! 😛
Noodles
my wife calls that being on "farting terms".
