My brother is looking to hire a Head Cook.
I said you need a cook to cook heads?
He never responded.
Smart-a__ery...I guess it's in the Surveyor genes.
> I said you need a cook to cook heads?
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> He never responded.
2 cannibals are eating a clown; one looks at the other and says, "does this guy taste funny to you"?
Q: What do cannibals have for lunch?
A: Baked beings
What is the last thing that happens in a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride.
3 explorers are captured by a tribe of cannibals. They are each placed in a cage and left overnight.
In the morning the chief goes to the first, tells him he will be beheaded. His skin will be stretched into a canoe and his body will go into a stew. He is given one last request. He replies, "Are you serious?" The chief answers yes, he is beheaded and all the rest.
The second morning the chief goes to the second cage. He explains the same and the explorer starts babbling about seeing his family one more time. The chief says it is not going to happen and beheads the guy.
On the third morning the chief goes to the third fellow. He gives him his last request and the man replies, "I would like a fork". "A fork, what do you want a fork for?" "It is my last request, give me my fork!" Once they give him the fork he begins stabbing himself repeatedly while screaming "Screw your damned canoe!"
