A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the
door and asked,' How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said,
'About 3 hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the
shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About
an hour and a half . The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob,
do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he
leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
"Your house."
ha ha ha.
I have a favorite barber like most, I guess.
He charges something ridiculous like 14. I give him 20 because it's worth at least that much.
My wife cuts my hair. I won' ttell you wwwhat sssshe chargesss!
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i shave my head in the basement (electric clippers), then ask her to check and touch up. occaisionally when i do such a bad job, she says its good; later, she will sneak up behind me with a camera, take a snapshot then show it to me. we get a laugh, then finish the cut.
That is how I do it Moe, been growing back for years now. Need to do it every 3 weeks or so. Short hair makes it easy to wash and dry. Always wear a hat so no sunburn. I got real tired of the non stop chatter, a defect all barbers seem to have. None have made a dime from me for a very long time.
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