While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive lady, who lived in a villa right on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Honey, are you okay?"
??I'm okay. Thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now, " she insisted. She was so pretty and very, very persuasive. I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, "But I can??t stay long. I'm sure my wife won't like it."
After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"I think she??s still under the golf cart.
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I know just the person to forward it to.
