Getting Old Funnies

that eye chart is just cruel.

Could you enlarg the eye chart a little, I can't remember where my glasses are.

Steve...

If ya look real close at the far right of the bottom line...you can see them red eyes of the Unicorn...

DDSM

.. My view started with a naked woman & progressively shrank

to a a woman who I can not see, but assume is fully clad...

RADU

RADU

They have pills for that now. I'm just saying.

RADU

Herman was a great cartoon.

Ungerisms from Wikipedia:

While there is no apparent continuity between comics, there are several recurring themes throughout the strip:

* Married life: Wife: "What would you rate me as? A 10? 9? 8? 7? 6? 5? 4, 3? (pause) Not 2!" Husband: "Keep going."
* Bad cooking: A woman says to her husband, "I made you a meat pie and the dog ate it," to which the husband replies, "I'll miss the dog."
* Strange neighbors: A television comes crashing through the wall. Outside, a man yells "You missed!"
* The elderly: "There's an elephant on TV and Grandma's throwing peanuts at it!"
* Animals: One penguin to another. "We'd have arrived earlier, but our iceberg hit a ship."
* Children in school: "Don't drag your fingernails on the chalkboard, Niles." a teacher with shattered glasses and standing-up hair says.
* Intelligent babies: A man steps into the baby's room with a bottle. "It's about time! Another five minutes and I'd have died of thirst!"
* Restaurants: A waiter dumps the customer's food on the tablecloth. "Terribly sorry about this, but we're short of plates."
* Life in prison: Two prisoners have been caught cutting the bars from their cell window. "We found it quite stuffy in here, warden."
* Art: A painting depicts a single half-circle at the bottom of the canvas: "This one's called 'Here Comes the Sun.'"
* Hunting and fishing: A hunter with the rifle realizes he has just blown the landing gear off of an airborne 747.
* People with bizarre ailments or injuries: A man in the hospital has a surgical scar that covers the perimeter of his torso. "It took us a while to find your appendix," the doctor explains.
* Encounters with extraterrestrial life: A UFO has been pulled over for speeding. "Ignorance of the law is no excuse, buddy!"
* Ordinary people thrust into bizarre situations: A man on a modern-day park bench encounters a Viking, who asks "Is the war still on?"
* Being overweight: An overweight man stands on a bathroom scale, and asks his wife, "What do you mean the needle's broken off?"
* Mispronounced words: A sheriff's deputy brings the sheriff a cat. The sheriff says "I said 'Round up a POSSE!'."
* Courts: A judge does not know that the defendant he is speaking to is a plywood cutout. "You have been found guilty of forgery."
* Strange inventions: A man has a giant shower head over his house. "I get a good deal on fire insurance."
* Medical: Doctor tells overweight patient "Walk two miles per day, but not on Morning Glory Circle."

Naked Eye Chart...

I was wondering if she really was naked in those tiny frames but when I tried to enlarge it I still could not tell, so I figured it was OK to post it then since I saw no nudity. BUT...you guys can always use your imaginations. 😉

Naked Eye Chart...NOODS U OBVIOUSLTY DID NOT READ MY POST..

RADU

Naked Eye Chart...NOODS U OBVIOUSLTY DID NOT READ MY POST..

I sure did. 😛