Cowboy at drug store: "Give me three packets of condoms please."
Cashier: "Do you need a bag with those sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."
g'nite all...
A fellow I know who attended Panhandle State University out in the panhandle of Oklahoma told us that he learned it indicated true love if, while kissing your date, she would swap "chews" with you.
have you seen the price of condoms now?
i haven't had the need to buy them for years but i passed the shelf the other day at the pharmacy and they were like $10 for a pack of 3. back in my day you could get a rubber for $0.50.
> have you seen the price of condoms now?
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> i haven't had the need to buy them for years but i passed the shelf the other day at the pharmacy and they were like $10 for a pack of 3. back in my day you could get a rubber for $0.50.
snoop, just wrap it up with cling wrap from the kitchen and secure with a rubber band, total cost less than ten cents.
Yeah, me frin snoopy, tain't funny. Gas an rubbers has goned up!
So, I stick roun de house, wit de ole lady, and jus have babies!
It's the fault of the people that made the price of gas an rubbers too high!
Snort!
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3 for 10 sound really special... what kind of store did you see those in? 😛
BJs has cheap rubbers, but you have to buy three dozen...
Rust-Oleum glow in the dark latex paint is around $12 a gallon online; just keep the can by the nightstand. A quick dip, dry and you're ready to roll.
Then the cashier said: Fine then, that will be $4.75 with tax.
Cowboy says; that's okay, I'll use tape.
> A fellow I know who attended Panhandle State University out in the panhandle of Oklahoma told us that he learned it indicated true love if, while kissing your date, she would swap "chews" with you.
That can't be true. Cows and sheep don't chew tobacco.
A large bag of small balloons is very cheap.
