Three retired millionaires lived next to each other on the gulf in Florida. One was a New Yorker, one was from LA, and the third one was from France. One day, the New Yorker invited the other two over for cocktails on his yacht.
"I had a business in New York, it burned down, so I collected on the insurance and retired. That's how I made my millions." said the New Yorker.
The man from LA replied back, "Same thing happened to me. I had a business in LA, it caught on fire and burned down. I then collected millions on the insurance and retired."
Next, the French man answers. "A similar thing happened to me too. I had a business over in France. It got flooded out. I then collected millions on the insurance and retired."
The New Yorker looks at the man from LA and says. "That's pretty good, but how do you start a flood?"...
I was sitting at the next table, and I think what the New Yorker asked was "....how do you start a flood?"
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Why didn't he ask the Frenchman about the flood?
