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 John
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be careful of bodily functions while driving!

 
Posted : April 6, 2017 6:37 am
 ppm
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reminds me of a dutch oven. :dizzy:

 
Posted : April 6, 2017 9:04 am
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After the gaseous methane expulsions dissipate, (obviously caused by consuming a cheese enchilada casserole and two or three egg salad sandwich's prior to entry of the vehicle), does it shrink back into a mini cooper or a Fiat ? :p

 
Posted : April 6, 2017 9:46 am
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I worked with an IMan that was notorious about depositing an F bomb in a truck cab just before it was due to leave the office.
His were lethal and would cause anything from tears to projectile vomiting.

BTW, If that car were to tip over it would not stop rolling downhill.

 
Posted : April 6, 2017 10:06 am
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This reminded me of a simple, one-panel comic I saw in a magazine a day or two ago. Two buzzards are soaring comfortably near a rural road. In the middle of a driving lane is a bunny rabbit facing, let's say, to the west. Coming up behind the bunny rabbit is a car. The first buzzard says to the second buzzard, "Did you hear that?" The second buzzard says, "Nope, and neither did he." The first buzzard responds with, "God, I love electric cars."

 
Posted : April 6, 2017 4:45 pm