At my age I've learned to lip read pretty good because my ears aren't what they use to be. Watching football is really hilarious, especially when Packer Coach Mike McCarty calls an official "one dumass muddy forker" with the camera on him.
You old guys out there with bad ears know what I mean.
Here's the 2015 Bad Lip Reading Video.
Enjoy someone making up all those things you think you saw someone say.;-)
My Wife has a severe hearing loss since birth. She always says, "I know what he said." LOL
The F bomb is pretty obvious.
My SWMBO has a sticky tacked to the cork board by HER computer that simply says "Did your ears hear what your mouth just said. I didn't think so". I tried to top that by putting a wishbone from a really good chicken I prepared, but she didn't think that was funny. However, the wishbone and sticky are still there and we do get a chuckle.
Me, being a mere male having almost perfected the doctrine of think twice, say once and then don't ask. Almost like that 2 x 4 we cut and the stupid thing is still to short. So we cut it again.
None of that has anything to do with football, but we all do anticipate hearing loss as we advance in age and grace. Reading lips is almost like knowing the Vulcan Mind Meld that Spock tried to teach us. I think I'm still on chapter 1 though, but do pretty well with ..... oh never mind.
We can call our football team the Anytown Tinitus. We'll get the hottest cheerleaders that even that team in Dallas will be jealous of. We can't hear them, but sure do like their teamwork. 😉
