Finally figured it out

My lunch was spent shovelling snow. This was the third time today starting at 4:45. Some of the "snow" consisted of shovel full of slush, basically buckets of water at the end of a stick. In a few days they are predicting -20f temperatures which will make all this stuff a real nightmare. 

But there is a solution. 

I'm going down to the hardware store and buy the most expensive snow blower I can find. 

Then the snow will quit and never start up again.