Engrish

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That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa

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Can we go out for a drink or something sometimes? My marriage ain't so great right now. Know what I mean? 🙂

Take care,
Ed

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You do realize she is only 16, Ed??? 🙂

NATE the "Crispy Noodles" one is just so NOT right. HUMPH!! :-S

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> You do
realize she is only 16, Ed??? 🙂

Yeah, stupid me didn't read her profile first.

You keep an eye on that one, mom. 😉

Take care,
Ed

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sorry. i laughed! 😛

read this one aloud in the office

I yam sofa king we todd did.

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You have to remember the age of consent is 13 in Georgia.

read this one aloud in the office

i may not be in an office but

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> You have to remember the age of consent is 13 in Georgia.

Only if you're cousins 🙂

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> > You have to remember the age of consent is 13 in Georgia.
>
>
> Only if you're cousins 🙂

Now, dang-it, y'all quit makin fun of Jawja. We ain't in Alabama here.:)

What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
I-20.

(sorry, that's the only one I can ever remember):-)

Take care,
Ed