A Rabbi, an Imam and a Catholic priest met St. Peter at the gates of heaven and got the grand tour of their new abode. Everywhere you looked, angels and saints gathered in joyful celebration of their heavenly reward, but what caught their eye was the huge wall that split heaven in two. As they approached, they could hear laughing and singing on the other side, but could not see who was there, so the Rabbi turned to St. Peter and asked, "Who is on the other side?"
St. Peter looked at him and smiled, "Oh, God made that section for the Baptists; they think they're the only ones here."
Great story
You can change the ending to be just about anything you want.
What's an Instrument Man doing hanging around with a Rabbi and a Priest? 😉
> What's an Instrument Man doing hanging around with a Rabbi and a Priest? 😉
Rabbi and Priest are "slummin?'
Once I got to the part about Heaven having a section for Baptists I realized it was a "Humor" post.
imam- that would be intrument WOMAN..... helloOOOOO!!!!:-D
Do you know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?
They're afraid someone will see them and think they're dancing.
This guy has posted a great roundup of religious jokes. Warning!!! do not visit if you are prone to take offense to religious stereotypes.
Some of those are kneeslappers
Mrs. Cow came charging in to see why I was roaring with laughter.
