Caller - I go to church with your friend Al (warning sign #1). He said you could help me. I have a piece of property that Major Gas Station Chain is building next too and their engineers are going to come over onto my property (warning sign #2). The DOT has taken Right of Way from us and they messed up the plans (warning sign #3) and now the Major Gas Station Chain thinks they can do whatever they want because I wouldn't give them a slope easement. I don't have any money to pay for this survey right now (warning sign #4), but you can put a lien on my property so you can be sure you will get paid when it is all said and done. "So help me God I will pay you back" (warning sign #5). Another surveyor started to do the survey but then his mom died and now he can't finish because he is grieving (warning sign #6). But I know what it should cost and I am willing to pay $600 to get this done by next week (warning signs #7 and #8). Do you think you can help me?
Snoop - No ma'am I do no think I am qualified to help you as this sounds like a very complicated issue. You can call my friend over at Big Time Surveying Company and they should be able to help. They are experts in this type of thing. Be sure and tell them I sent you!
Good gracious - I thought this was a joke when she first started in but it was real. I will have to give my buddy Al a big thank you for sending this one my way.
Sounds like a basis for a country song. I bet if they get Toby Keith to do it they can make some money to pay for a survey.
Your buddies at Big Time Surveying will really appreciate you sending work their way! They'll probably even add you to their Christmas card list.
