I came out of the local grill yesterday with a jumbo 1 pound bacon cheeseburger, large gravy fries, an order of onion rings and a chocolate shake and sat down on the bench to eat it. Just then this homeless guy came over and said, "I haven't eaten in two days."
I said, "Man, I wish I had your willpower".
Perry - Hijack
Having seen the flooding in your area on TV I was wondering how you were doing. Are you ablr to get in and out? I've been through a terrible flood so I know how devastating they can be. May God be with you and your neighbors.
Andy
LOL!!!!
Andy
The storm seemed to (for the most part) spare New Hampshire. There was some definite flooding and a couple major highways that are closed, but we fared much better than Maine and especially Vermont.
We never even lost power, which is unusual.
Doctors!
I was in my doctor's office yesterday and she said to me,
"You're going to have to stop masturbating."
I said, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Doctors!
Just, DAMN!!!!!! 🙂
Doctors!
No doubt about it! Perry is officially a "Dirty Old Man"!!!
Lock up your daughters, wives, sisters, mothers, grandmothers, grand-daughters, etc., when Perry is in town.:-P
