I've changed my will three times since I got hearing aids.
I'm not hard of hearing, I'm ignoring you.
A man thought his wife was getting hard of hearing, so the doctor told him to test his wife's hearing bY asking questions from different distances.?ÿ That night he stood in the kitchen doorway and asked, "What's for dinner?"?ÿ No answer.?ÿ He moved halfway across the kitchen and asked again, "What's for dinner?"?ÿ No answer.?ÿ He finally went right up behind her and asked, "What's for dinner?"
"PORK CHOPS, FOR THE THIRD TIME!"
When did you hide the secret recording device in my house, Dave?
If my wife asks me a question I simply say ??I invoke my 5th amendment privilege against self incrimination.?
I was born deaf in my left ear. It was never more than a minor irritation. Until 7-7-2016 when I lost the sight in my right eye(the dominant eye). I never realized how much I lip read until my vision made it more difficult to see and analyze. Even at the six year mark, the eye gives me fits in the evenings when I'm tired. When the eye acts up, tinnitus SCREAMS in my good ear, severely affecting overall communication.?ÿ
