It appears the Dallas fire department has been put on alert for a certain posters birthday today. Probably take a while to light all those candles.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOODLES!
Lordy, Lordy, Look who's Forty!
Yeah, Happy birthday Noodles! Make sure you take the battery out of the smoke detector BEFORE you light the candles;-)
All Wendell has to do is buy those number candles....#4 and #0. Which raises the question, "Who celebrates birthday #0?"
Reminder for Wendell
Keep in mind that a very high percentage of participants here would view spending the night with a 40-year old woman as a very pleasant thought.
???••?••??? Happy Birthday to Angel!!! ???**?**???
???••?••??? Happy Birthday to you!!! ???**?**??? Happy Birthday to you!!! ???••?••??? Happy Birthday dear Angel!!! ???**?**??? Happy Birthday to you!!! ???••?••???
I hope you have a wonderful 29th (+11) BIRTHDAY TODAY!!
Thank you again for all the work you and Wendell to... it's like WE get a birthday present every day!!!
Carl
???••?••??? Happy Birthday to Angel!!! ???**?**???
She is milking 39 until 8:32 Pacific Time Zone. About two hours from now.
She's 40?
She told me it was the 1st anniversary of her 39th birthday...
Only a minute or so left of 39....
It's a done deal now!
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Be supportive when she starts getting all those AARP mailings. 🙂
So is she in the kitchen now doing double shots of Geritol?
Wendell, “dude” you ain’t seen nothing yet so be prepared. For the following:
1. A beautiful daughter that will cause grey hair/baldness, and in some cases insanity.
2. A beautiful wife, whom without a doubt will journey through “menopause” (watch out for this one it’s real tricky).
3. And wondering how to cope with “hot flashes” (not yours, hers)
And that’s only the beginning!:-)
Have a great week!
> 1. A beautiful daughter that will cause grey hair/baldness, and in some cases insanity.
There now, experiencing that.
> 2. A beautiful wife, whom without a doubt will journey through “menopause” (watch out for this one it’s real tricky).
She's already been there, done that.
> 3. And wondering how to cope with “hot flashes” (not yours, hers)
See #2 above. Ovary removal works wonders. 😉
> Be supportive when she starts getting all those AARP mailings. 🙂
funny.
I told AARP my mailbox, inbox and telephone were off limits. It took about 4 times, but I think I got the point across.
SJ
I gave up and joined. Hey, it's a club for old people and they REALLY wanted me.
Reminder for Wendell
> Keep in mind that a very high percentage of participants here would view spending the night with a 40-year old woman as a very pleasant thought.
Yea!! Now you're talking, Cow!!! :good: Us 40 year olds are a good catch. We're done with the game playing and drama. We just wanna love and be loved and we'll purr like kittens. Meow!! :cat:
Wendell,
Please accept my apologies. I was unaware that Angel was without ovaries; my comments were made in jest and experience. Ovary removal is not something to be taken lightly.
Humbly yours.
???••?••??? Happy Birthday to Angel!!! ???**?**???
Awww...Thank you guys, for the wonderful birthday wishes!! :party: :clap: :hi5: :music: :cake: :gift: :love:
Still trying to decide whether to go to Laughlin for 4 days, or Redding, or So Cal or???
Guess we're gonna go to supper tonight though. Once I pick a place. LOL!!
> Wendell,
>
> Please accept my apologies. I was unaware that Angel was without ovaries; my comments were made in jest and experience. Ovary removal is not something to be taken lightly.
>
> Humbly yours.
It's OK. I was glad to get all of those organs removed!! What the heck God was thinking when He built us women to bleed 1x a month is beyond me. :-/
I actually had the hysterectomy first. Besides eye surgery that was a VERY welcome surgery. The blood gusher was gone!! :clap:
Doc left the ovaries in, though, during that surgery, when he should have taken them out. I had PCOS for years and the ovaries were turning into nothing but problems. My gut feeling said rip them out now so I don't have to go through two surgeries, but noooo....I was over ruled because of my age. A year & a ½ after hysterectomy, one ovary wrapped around my intestine and caused a blockage and the other grew over on top of my bladder and caused its own sorts of problems. I went in for a day surgery and wound up stuck in the hospital for days because of those two little ovaries wrecking havoc. They had a party in me. LOL!! My lungs collapsed after surgery, I got a nasty hospital infection, my IV line shattered inside of my hand/vein, etc... At least the hospital food was good.
It took me about a year to recover from all of that but I am ALIVE and survived. It's the fighter in me. :hi5:
Coming that close to death sure put many things in perspective for me and I underwent a major life and attitude change. It was the best thing I could ever do. It's made me who I am today. :angel:
> So is she in the kitchen now doing double shots of Geritol?
No but she is going to hop in her car and drive to Oklahoma and steal someones orange flags off of his lawn if he keeps it up. 😛 :party:
