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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 
Posted : May 22, 2011 6:51 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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oh man thread is so inappropriate

ROFLMAO

 
Posted : May 22, 2011 7:36 pm
(@noodles)
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I got a good chuckle out of those. 🙂

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 12:59 am
(@holy-cow)
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Passionate kiss, like spider web

leads to undoing of fly.

If only that were guaranteed!

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 5:08 am
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Passionate kiss, like spider web

> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>

That one, is pretty much a guarantee;-)

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 8:05 am
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Passionate kiss, like spider web

> War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Never thought about it this way but Confucius is right. 😐

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 9:29 am
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he who fart in church, sit in own pew

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 9:41 am
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> he who fart in church, sit in own pew

:-O +o( Eww!!!! 😛

 
Posted : May 23, 2011 11:26 am