Nate's concern below about people molesting piles of gravel reminded me of a bizarre little video that I stumbled onto over the weekend. My goal was to gather some information on a 22 year-old fellow who might have died earlier that day. Lucky for him, it was his cousin's cousin on the other side of the family. Anyway, I discover a Myspace page he had created. One of the attached videos had a title that grabbed my attention, but I'm not allowed to spell it out here. Something close to fork yore mom.
This featured a young couple shortly after he discovers she has had an affair recently. He is really upset. She tells him there is nothing he can do about it now. He announces that there is. He tells her he is going to share the utensil with her female parental unit. He then proceeds to butter up her mom and get's her to go on a date with him under the guise of getting to know him better. The girlfriend goes bonkers. After returning Mom from an evening of drinking and kissing, he proceeds to use a conveniently located mailbox to simulate, in grand style, how he plans to entertain her mother on the next date. It's really quite a joke and the mother finally gets it in the end.
Your post was just a teaser, right?
Now we'll have to pay to actually see this video!
