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Posted : May 5, 2021 10:24 pm
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That looks suspiciously like ƒ??States with worst weather because of excessive methane contaminates in troposphereƒ? prepared by ƒ??Greenpeaceƒ???????

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 3:56 am
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Nope.?ÿ Not a concern thanks to this little statistic.

The top 5 windiest states are:?ÿNebraska?ÿ(1),?ÿKansas?ÿ(2),?ÿSouth Dakota?ÿ(3),?ÿNorth Dakota?ÿ(4), and?ÿIowa?ÿ(5).?ÿ

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 5:25 am
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Between yer gabbinƒ?? (which endears us all) and the fartinƒ?? I would have thought Kansass would of been the winner hands down. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 7:19 am
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Cows may be prolific with their methane production but I once worked with an instrument man that could give any of them a run for their money.

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 7:26 am
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in the truck when itƒ??s 4 degrees outside?

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 7:50 am
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Always.?ÿ His flatulence had a specific gravity somewhere close to lead and would linger even in a high wind.?ÿ His favorite trick was to "crop dust" folks as he walked by.?ÿ The smell could take the paint off of tripod legs.?ÿ It would get up around your neck and choke you to death.

My favorite remark was, "I hope it didn't smell that bad when you ate it...".

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 11:08 am
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what did he eat? I want some so next time I play ƒ??what dat smellƒ? with my grandson itƒ??ll give him something to talk about. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 11:18 am
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what did he eat? I want some so next time I play ƒ??what dat smellƒ? with my grandson itƒ??ll give him something to talk about. ?????ÿ

I'd bet that guy ate anything that was dead or wrong.?ÿ He must've been a werewolf of sorts because during the day he'd normal stuff with the rest of us...but at night I think went out and ate road kill or ripe innards from the slaughterhouse gut pile.?ÿ?ÿ

We use to joke that he would be cursed to work outdoors his entire life.?ÿ He wouldn't last a day in an office setting.

 
Posted : May 6, 2021 11:24 am
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@flga-2-2

Always.?ÿ His flatulence had a specific gravity somewhere close to lead and would linger even in a high wind.?ÿ His favorite trick was to "crop dust" folks as he walked by.?ÿ The smell could take the paint off of tripod legs.?ÿ It would get up around your neck and choke you to death.

My favorite remark was, "I hope it didn't smell that bad when you ate it...".

He must have been an Epic Machine of an IM, most chiefs don't need to keep a phosgene generator in their midst unless they hump gear and stake like a man on fire with no mistakes and never show up late......I know I wouldn't.....

Pu.....

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Posted : May 6, 2021 3:27 pm