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(@stacy-carroll)
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I didn't realize it has been?ÿ about 4 months since I visited. I hope everyone is healthy. Life is different.?ÿ

Stacy

 
Posted : May 10, 2020 3:46 pm
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Posted by: @stacy-carroll

..Life is different.?ÿ

Yes it is.?ÿ Time flies when you can wear the same pair of sweats all week.... 😉

 
Posted : May 10, 2020 3:50 pm
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One year we gave our dad a set of underwear with the days of the week sewn on them for Father's Day.

When Christmas came along we asked him if he liked the underwear set and would he like another set.

He said he really liked them, but he was only up to Wednesday on the first set.

 
Posted : May 10, 2020 5:15 pm
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Posted by: @dave-lindell

only up to Wednesday

That reminds me of a joke I heard from musician Doc Watson.?ÿ These three backwoods guys were on a rare trip to town and went into the Monkey Wards or Sears & Roebuck to buy some new shoes.

The salesman found them shoes they liked and then asked if they wanted new socks, too.

The first guy said, "Yeah, I'll take seven pairs.?ÿ That's a pair for Sunday, a pair for Monday, and so on through the week."

The second guy said,"Okay, I'll only need five pairs.?ÿ That's a pair for Monday, and so on, and I usually go barefoot on the weekends."

The salesman waited and finally asked the third guy, "And, how many do you need?"

The third guy was counting on his fingers and finally said, "Twelve pairs."

The first two were surprised, and asked why he needed as many as they did put together.

"Well, that's a pair for January, and a pair for February, and so on."

 
Posted : May 10, 2020 5:29 pm