This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded.....
"Well, maybe, but just what kind of ammo do you have?”
I heard the following once, but don't know how true it is. Don't see it in Snopes, but it isn't that important.
The term "shot" for an amount of booze originated in the town of Tombstone in the old west when the cost of a bullet equaled the amount for a serving of whiskey. If someone had no money they would trade the bartender a bullet for a "shot" of whiskey. The glass was just what the shot was served in.
> This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
>
> She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"
>
> I thought it over for a few seconds and responded.....
>
> "Well, maybe, but just what kind of ammo do you have?”
:party:
WELL???? What kind of ammo did she have? :-S
That was a good one. Stealing that one.
One 44 and one 45.
You forgot the 69!
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