From this month's Reader's Digest:
SURVEY SAYS...
I was once a surveyor for a road construction crew. A friend was intrigued. She inquired, "What kind of questions did you ask people?"
Ben Lehman, Stevensville, Michigan
I know exactly where that is. Berrien County, the southwest corner of the State. Directly south of St. Joseph. Crossed by I-94. Home to John Beers Road. That should have a bunch of bars and a red light district, but it doesn't.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how was your highway experience today?
How did the exit placement suit your needs today?
Not very suitable, marginally suitable, somewhat suitable or very suitable?
The last time I was in Stevensville I saw a sign just before the I-94 on ramp that said..
.. "You can't get there from here".
Only a surveyor would get that :-/