DO NOT let the first words your wife hears in the morning be: Who are you trying to scare?
The impact might be on your head with something hard.
I am making the broad assumption that these tidbits of husbandly advice you broadcast on occasion have been “field tested” by your Holiness……;-)
My wife came up with a pretty good one.
She asked me to install a mirror on the opposite wall to the large bathroom mirror, so she could see the back of her head when doing her hair, etc. I installed it, and she checked it out to make sure it was the right height and location. It was a pretty large mirror and you could see most of your body from the upper-legs up. Then she came back to me and said "hey you installed that mirror all wrong. It makes my butt look really big."
I thought for a minute and said, "no, actually, it makes your butt look smaller. You should see it in real life."
(She started to react pissy, but ended up laughing.)
I just read that to my wife. Nothing personal but this is what she said. "Dumbass. If he said that he's not smart enough to be married."
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow cases?
They are making headlines everywhere!!
🙂
Nate
GROAN!
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