Û¢ How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Û¢ Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
Û¢ A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Û¢ I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
ۢ Haunted French pancakes give me the cr̻pes.
Û¢ England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Û¢ I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Û¢ They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
Û¢ I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Û¢ Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Û¢ I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
Û¢ I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Û¢ This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Û¢ When chemists die, they barium.
Û¢ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Û¢ I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Û¢ Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Û¢ I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Û¢ Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Û¢ When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Û¢ Broken pencils are pointless.
Û¢ What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Û¢ I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Û¢ All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
Û¢ I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Û¢ Velcro - what a rip off!
Û¢ DonÛªt worry about old age; it doesnÛªt last.
It's Thursday.
Nate The Surveyor, post: 361609, member: 291 wrote: It's Thursday.
Only on your part of the planet - Friday AM here 🙂
Nate The Surveyor, post: 361609, member: 291 wrote: It's Thursday.
We gotta lotta catching up to do.....:snarky:
Had that disconnect a few times when my daughter spent a summer in Sydney, Australia. Timing communication was very important.
