... cause I'm such a fun guy
my big issues of life ...
Does Bill Clinton wear boxers or briefs(good grief)?
why 20g of ice cream from a 1/2 gallon package with 120 fat calories is "fattening"
but 15g of ice cream from a 1.5 quart package with 90 fat calories is healthy ... and costs more?
where is my other sock?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Why is the drive surface leading to a parking area called a "DRIVEWAY" and a major thoroughfare through most cities called a "PARKWAY"???
Why is a courtesy call never courteous?
Why is Social Security not secure?
Why do many Clients say they want an ALTA when they really don't?
Why are we not called Public Servants instead of the ones we serve?
Why can we send a man to the moon and still not figure out what a woman is thinking?
Because we know where the moon is??
