> latest one heard here from the 10 yr old ...maybe one too many times
> has been..
>
> "Hey What is under there?
I'm still scratching my head over that one. Is that the whole joke, or are we supposed to know the rest of it?
Does it have to do with "underwear"?
an old one from when I was a young'n
Question:
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars",
can you spell that without any "r"s?
answer: "t-h-a-t"
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> Does it have to do with "underwear"?
yes the reply is "Under where?"
which is followed by a big guffaw.
It must be big in the 4th grade here.
Got it. I can vaguely remember that kind of thing, where you get another kid to say something "bad". I sort of remember one that's something about getting another kid to say "pea (pee) green soup". Getting grand-dad to say it is probably a much greater accomplishment.
What has 6 wheels, and flies? Garbage Truck
What has 4 eyes, but cannot see? Mississippi
Nasty one for little boys to pull on little girls. Goes as follows: Look down inside your blouse and spell ATTIC. Usually followed by little kids' laughter.
The girls come back would be: Say mother may I and then spell cup....
Hold your tongue and say: My father works in the ship yards, shoveling out the ashes....
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
What's mom and dad's favorite ride at a fair?
A married-go-round!
