I thought this was worth sharing...it made me giggle.?ÿ ??ÿ
Ha!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
What is black and white and red all over
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A zebra with a sunburn.
What is black and white and red all over
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A newspaper.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck.
Why did Chicken Jnr run screaming across the road?
Because he'd seen Sam Peckinpah.
Square Root.?ÿ ??ÿ
Saw Wendell's photo with a different caption a few days ago. ?ÿIt read:
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When a fish bites your heel
And it looks like an eel
That's a moray.
Picking on your sister-in-law again I see? ??ÿ ??ÿ ??ÿ
Last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.