A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The A.I. man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady,'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
( It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile.)
Ummmm...don't laugh at me but I was also thinking it was there for him to hang his pants on!! :-O 😛
Ummmm.... A.I. = Artificial Insemination. I'll spare you the details, but it does involve a shoulder-length plastic glove for your arm. Mike Rowe was introduced to the procedure on an episode of Dirty Jobs - highly entertaining and educational to boot. We've not done the AI thing on our place, just let the bull take care of business.
I know that part. The A.I. part I mean. (Saw it on the TV). 🙂
I was just thinking he had to take off his pants and put on a special suit or something to "do the cow" so to speak. :-/
I saw that episode...that was very..."interesting" to say the least...and highly entertaining and educational like you said. He does a lot of weird things on that show. Some of them I had to turn away and not watch...otherwise I would have lost my cookies!! :-S
I am surprised OSHA has not shut the show down since he has done some very unsafe stuff. Not to mention he hardly wears PPE, when he does, it usually not worn correctly.
When I was about ten, I was spending some time at my buddies farm. He was a couple years older than I was. We saw the AI guy pull into the yard and my buddy says, you want to see something? We snuck in the back door of the barn and hid in the back of the stalls on the othe side of the barn.......
I don't know if that cow liked it or not, but she sure made a lot of noise;-)
Cheers,
Radar
