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Three doctors are talking. They are each specialists. The first boasts, "I only work on Japanese patients." Why? "Because their organs are all color coded." The second boasts, "I only work on German people." Why? "Because their organs are all numbered." The third boasts, "I only work on lawyers." Why? "Because there are only two moving parts, their mouths and their a__holes, and those are interchangeable."
Posted : October 16, 2012 6:31 pm
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> What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
>
> A good start.
Add 3 zeroes and another comma. Then you have a good start. For this country. In other countries YMMV.
B-)
Posted : October 17, 2012 7:47 am
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