Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. They agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Boudreaux passed away in his sleep. A few nights later, his buddy Thibodeaux awoke to the sound of Boudreaux's voice. "Boud, is dat you?" Thib asked. "Mais yeah it me!" Boudreaux replied. "Dis is unbelievable!" Thibodeaux exclaimed. "So tell me, is dere baseball in heaven?"
Boudreaux says "Well I got some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" Thibodeaux said "Tell me da good news first." Boudreaux answered "Well, da good news is yes dere is baseball in heaven Thib."
"Oh, dat is wonderful! So what could possibly be da bad news?"
Boudreaux said "Well, da bad news is dat you're pitching tomorrow night.
"Tee" Boudreaux's Future
Tee Boudreaux is 24 years old and still living at home. Boudreaux and Marie are starting to worry about what he is going to do with his future. Boudreaux tells Marie, "Cher, let's do a little test. We goin' to put a ten-dollar bill, a bible and a bottle of booze on de table, and when Tee Boudreaux comes in, we gonna be able to figure out what he's gonna do. If he takes de ten-dollar bill, he's gonna be a business man, if he picks up de bible, he's gonna be a preacher, but if he picks up de booze, I'm afraid he's gonna be a bum de rest of his life." So the put the stuff out and hid in the closet when they heard Tee coming in. Tee walks by the table, picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it and puts it in his pocket. Then he picks up the bible, flips through it, and puts it under his arm. He picks up the bottle of booze, takes a healthy swig out of it, and walks off with the rest of the bottle. Boudreaux and Marie, were watching all of this through the keyhole, and Boudreaux sighs, "Mais Cher, it looks like our son is gonna be a */*- politician !"
The Speed Limit
Thibodeaux and Hebert were driving down the Interstate yesterday, but Thibodeaux was only driving about 10 miles per hour. Traffic was passing them left and right, 18 wheelers were swerving all over trying to keep from slamming into them, and traffic was generally in chaos. State Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to pull Thibodeaux over. Trooper Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "Why you goin' so slow ?" Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, Ossifer, I always drives de speed limit, look der's a sign right der, an' it says '10' ." Trooper Boudreaux tells him, "Thibodeaux, you dummy, dat's de hightway sign. Dis is Interstate 10." Boudreaux looks over and notices Hebert shaking and sweating, and asks him what the problem is. Hebert says, "Boy, I sure wish you had stopped us 10 minutes ago, when we was on highway 182 !"
I was saving this for next week but here goes:
One Sunday, Boudreaux was on his porch, and just returned from mass with Marie he was feeling a bit religious.
"Lord," he prayed, "when you made Marie, why you made her so nice and round and so pleasant to hold?" Suddenly a voice from the thunder said, "So you would love her, Boudreaux."
"Well Lord, then why," asked Boudreaux, "how come did you make her so ding-dong, den?" "Because my son," said the Lord, "so that she would love you."
