If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
I can open all of my own jars.
Ouch..That left a mark.
Owner of a sky blue car.
Sorry.. I like it though. It was sorta like Dads porthole window ride back in the day.
Deral
That's not sky blue, its Baby Blue - so that's OK.
"Woman-Law"
If you notice a man about to do something be sure to tell him to do it. This establishes your authority over him.
Don't let the men know about this rule.
Snoop
Burnt orange, like the colors of the Texas Longhorns is an exception to that rule in Texas along with Maroon for the Texas Aggies.
🙂
*I* think it's a pretty color. 🙂
You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
I can tell you guys from EXPERIENCE that this "trapping the head under the covers bit" is a great way to break UP with a girl...so if ya want to get rid of her, do this. LOL!!
Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
But us women LIKE a man in a Speedo. It's a "package" thing. 😉
It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
What a crock of... If ya wanna get num nums later, let HER drive the car. Trust me.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
Ohh boy Chick...me and you would clash here. I'm a BIG time Cards fan; have been for 30+ years, and with my knowledge of my team, can keep up with the guys when a game is on. I just can't drink as much as they can. 😛
PS: Can I change your avatar?? 😛 😛 😛 Just kiddin! I have friends who are Cubs fans that LOVE it. (brats)
