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(@victorstone)
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Digging a hole in a middle of a gravel road to find a long lost property corner stone. Good looking blonde stops and said, "You're a hot mess...". I replied, " I like women that drink beer.". Think highly of women who like a muddy boot burly sh#t.

 
Posted : October 19, 2012 5:56 pm
(@kent-mcmillan)
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> Digging a hole in a middle of a gravel road to find a long lost property corner stone. Good looking blonde stops and said, "You're a hot mess...".

Yes, gravel roads are hard on the hearing. What she almost certainly said is one of the following:

(a) "Y'all look like dog mess!"

(b) "Are y'all fixin' to widen the road?"

(c) "Why are you diggin' in the road? The fence is over there!"

(d) "This has already been surveyed once. Why are you surveying it again?" or

(e) "I'm a realtor. If you can get me a survey for a closing tomorrow at 9:00 AM and can do it for $300, I'll send you all of my surveys from now on."

 
Posted : October 19, 2012 7:45 pm
(@noodles)
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Victor...

> Digging a hole in a middle of a gravel road to find a long lost property corner stone. Good looking blonde stops and said, "You're a hot mess...". I replied, " I like women that drink beer.". Think highly of women who like a muddy boot burly sh#t.

Please do not go around out censors to squeeze your cuss word in. 😐

Thank you for understanding. 🙂

 
Posted : October 19, 2012 11:34 pm
(@a-harris)
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You found your self one of them bonafied survey groupies.

Last one I heard of was last seen in the late 70s.

Cobra Starship - Hot Mess R Rated

 
Posted : October 20, 2012 2:49 am
(@rj-schneider)
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Some surveyors got it whooped. I got some 400# black woman supervising the city lawn crew
stopped yesterday asking me to move my truck so they could mow. 🙁

Guy Forsyth - Cadillac

 
Posted : October 20, 2012 6:41 am