Dear Tide,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better.
About a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with alot of his blood on my white blouse.
I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains come out.
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA test on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
Thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
🙂 :beer: :drink:
Irony.....
“If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.”
? Harlan Ellison
“It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace.”
? Alan Moore, Watchmen
“So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs.”
? Libba Bray, Going Bovine
“Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a f-----g cross?”
? Bill Hicks, Relentless
Irony.... life's humor!
