when in Rome....

The amount of opportunities to do this was so numerous and the effects the same each time so lost on everyone who wasn't sure what I was saying was priceless.....

"Me? Of course I am French! Just listen to my outrageous accent!!!!!"

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

"Go away or I will taunt you a second time!"