A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea ! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea.
I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Nice avatar! Don't F w/ the Jesus, man.
Almost as bad as this:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Wendell, just go ahead and $h!t can this thread, it's about to get bad.
🙂
> A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
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> Doctor: "What happened?"
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HC posted this yesterday.:-P
Like Kris said, enough already.
~ Thanks Blake. The Dude Abides.
Have you heard about the new shelter that opened up? It is named the Tempura Women's Clinic. It is for lightly battered women.
:-O What am I going to do with you guys??!! 😐 😛 😉
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to help now and then.
> :-O What am I going to do with you guys??!! 😐 😛 😉
all in good fun. we would all hunt your hubby down if he ever cracked wise like this 🙂
"8 year olds Dude"
I Didn't Do It
It was JaRo who posted the sweet tea story yesterday. I started a thread on Deep Thought of the Day with the old lady thinking she had developed patience as she aged. So, please, any wives reading this (even if through swollen eyes) should remember the most important detail. IT WASN'T ME WHAT DID IT YESTERDAY!
> all in good fun. we would all hunt your hubby down if he ever cracked wise like this 🙂
Do ex-husbands count in this equation?? 😉 Sad part is he was a wife beater!! :-O
I Didn't Do It
> It was JaRo who posted the sweet tea story yesterday. I started a thread on Deep Thought of the Day with the old lady thinking she had developed patience as she aged. So, please, any wives reading this (even if through swollen eyes) should remember the most important detail. IT WASN'T ME WHAT DID IT YESTERDAY!
My Bad:-(
> Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
> A: When the old one expects you to help now and then.
Haha. Very Funny. 😐
(as Wendell and Dave are over here giggling!!) :-$
Snoop, that was funny.
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