Mrs. Cow is a bigtime football fan.?ÿ One day recently we were watching an NFL game when she noticed one of the players had COW on the back of his jersey.?ÿ Her question to me was, "One of your relatives?"?ÿ This fellow in no way resembles anyone I would expect to find at a family gathering.?ÿ So my response was, "All I remember is that his mother is a very, very pretty woman."
It's a good thing I can outrun her and she can't kick high enough to hit my butt.
Or maybe husbands should be careful with answers??ÿ Does this outfit make ...
As my wife would say, "You may outrun me now, but you've got to sleep sometime".?ÿ As a Nurse Practitioner she knows WAY too many ways to hurt me without leaving marks too. (grin)
Andy
Saw COW on his jersey on the field at the ProBowl today.?ÿ Not a bad kid, all things considered. 😆 😮 ?ÿ
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A woman is getting ready for an evening out, looking in the mirror, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off to her husband: "Take a look at me. My hair is all wiry and frazzled up, my skin is all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes are bloodshot and bugging out. Tell me something that is good about me to cheer me up". The husband quietly says: "Your eye-sight is fine".
@flga
This does not apply to you, but, for anyone else.....................possibly not safe for work, depending on where you work.
For anyone who has not heard of Rodney Carrington, you can't possibly understand what you have missed. If you have a few hours do a Youtube search for him and listen to about 30 in a row. Definitely check out the classic, Show Them to Me. But, first, be aware that one is definitely Not Safe for Work.
