Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Engineer fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Lawyer reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Surveyor started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Surveyor replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
To modernize the above story one only needs to change the surveyor into someone digging through "her" pockets and discovering boxers that were Carroll's.
To modernize it too far it could be someone digging through "her" pockets and finding Carol's panties.
Holy Cow, post: 349890, member: 50 wrote: To modernize the above story one only needs to change the surveyor into someone digging through "her" pockets and discovering boxers that were Carroll's.
To modernize it too far it could be someone digging through "her" pockets and finding Carol's panties.
Great twist!!
