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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part I

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(@scott-zelenak)
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OK, WE get a puppy.

I am out one hundred bucks at the local PETCO.
I am out two hundred bucks at the Vet.
I am out one computer power cable - thank God the cable from the old computer fits.

This morning when she whines, I take her out three times and no action.
The last time she whines I grab my sneakers, my jacket, the leash and chase her around for two minutes until I grab her and out we go.
No action.
Well, heck on that, we are staying outside until something happens.

She chases every leaf blowing around, bites every blade of grass, gets tangled up in the bushes.
I'm like some demented fisherman with a twenty foot leash reeling her in and letting her run.
After about an hour of this, I am freezing and, I have to go.

So I chase her around until I can scoop her up and go inside.
We both look down and there's a big wet spot on the "wee-wee" pad.
She snuck one out while I was hustling to get everything we need to go out in the cold.

She sleeps about 18 hours a day - in 15 minute increments.
And then it's 5 and a half pounds of lightning for half an hour.
I can't wait to get back to work...

 
Posted : January 2, 2012 1:59 pm
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Haha

Wow, yeah puppies are a handful! Sharpest little teeth... Good luck! I am sure it will turn out great. I can tell you have the persistence to make it work.

Kelly

 
Posted : January 2, 2012 2:13 pm
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Does the remote still work?

Rick

 
Posted : January 2, 2012 2:32 pm
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

She has just found her reflection in the oven door.
And has been barking at herself for the last five minutes.

Having eaten the GF's cooking, I feel like barking, too.
Nothing good has ever come out of that oven...

 
Posted : January 2, 2012 2:37 pm
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

Scott
After that comment about GF's cooking, I suspect that there will ne another "dog" in the house.
Chuck

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 2:43 am
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

Sounds like Scott has taken a vow of celibacy for a new years esolution.....

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 4:57 am
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

> Having eaten the GF's cooking, I feel like barking, too.
> Nothing good has ever come out of that oven...

Sometimes I wonder if Wendell feels the same way about my cooking... :-O

CUTE PUP!!! I wanna squish her!! :love: :dog:

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 7:06 am
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

hey scott, its going to look strange, but try this next. take pooch out, get her to crouch a bit, and you crouch next to her. massage her belly, this gets hers bladder to start to relax. when you get the piss you want to see, you're nearby to offer rewards and friendly words. hey all others, guess youre going to hit this one out of the park.

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 7:30 am
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I Think It Was George Thorogood That Sang........

......."Move over little dog, the big dog's movin' in"? 😉

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 8:51 am
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The Shiba Inu Conspiracy...Part II

> .. guess youre going to hit this one out of the park.

I'll take a swing 😉

It makes me giggle to picture any man of Scotts stature showing a puppy how to drag his butt on the ground.

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 9:02 am
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Face it big guy, just another female in the house to make you jump through her hoops.

It could be worse, says the guy with 10 cats at home.......

 
Posted : January 3, 2012 11:25 am