The Outdoorsman--Sounds like a surveyor to me

The Outdoors Man

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my
daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge
of a lake, drank
eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy
brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison
ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake
and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be
one heck of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just an awful golfer."