The kids have their own shorthand to use when texting but it's time the ones of my generation also got some needed short cuts for texting.
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ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
Too true. Heading out to help plan a 40-year reunion for my high school class.
Deral,
That was funny. :good:
I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed so maybe someone can explain to this senior why in hell people text in the first place. You are holding a device capable of actual conversation so why go to all that of that extra trouble pushing those midget buttons??????
I, for one, can talk a hell of a lot faster than I can type.
Have a great weekend!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, as some of those apply to me.
Oh well, I can't stop getting old so I might as well just roll with it.
Cheers!
Sadly, some of us have younger friends who think texting is the thing to do. So I have tried to learn some of the shortcuts and just thought it time to add in some just for us. If I have to put on my glasses and try this texting stuff them I want them to at times go "What does that mean?" Good the goose then good for the gander.
Cute ! 🙂
Now that was funny!
