Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers. Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ole' says Sven
'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor .
That was great!
HERE IS THE SOUTHERN VERSION:
Cletus is passing by Cooter's hay barn one day when through a gap in
the door he sees Cooter doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow
pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,
followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee
shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are
you doing Cooter?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Cooter, "but me and the Wife been having trouble lately in
the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy
to a tractor."
