Start your week off with a laugh

Just experienced a severe case of "the giggles".

Wa going through a series of horribly embarrassing things that people have done in public.?ÿ One example was the lady who was about to enter a restaurant specializing in checking.?ÿ She saw a fellow offering free samples of the chicken, so she reached into the box he was holding to grab a piece.?ÿ The look on his face quickly alerted her that there were no free samples.?ÿ It was his personal box of chicken that he had opened up.

The story that hit my "funny bone" went as follows:

Wife and I met her friend for lunch one day.?ÿ I bent down to give her friend's baby a peck on the cheek.?ÿ Didn't see was breastfeeding until it was too late.?ÿ It wasn't her baby I kissed.