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(@paul-in-pa)
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A health link warning to not irritate your bladder.

http://www.healthcommunities.com/healthy-living-guides/index.shtml/foods-that-irritate-the-bladder_18/page/7

Just eliminate one each week.

1/ No caffein, no coffee, tea or chocolate.

2/ No alcohol, instead of margaritas, just lime juice and salt.

3/ No artificial sweeteners.

4/ No Acidic fruits and juices, goodbye oranges, lemons, limes etc., now your margaritas are down to just salt.

5/ No spicy foods, pretty much goodbye ethnic foods, not worth it without margaritas, wine or beer.

6/ No carbonated beverages, 3 too care of most of that already.

In about 2 months your bladder will not be irritated because it has nothing to do.

However, you wife, children and coworkers will more than make up for the missing irritation, because you will not be yourself.

Paul in PA

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 5:53 am
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I vote to delete this post! (What you tryin to do, start WW3?)

(That was supposed to be sarcastic/ funny!)

N

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 7:13 am
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Anything you like is bad for you. Remember that and you'll do OK.

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:26 am
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OMG!

> A health link warning to not irritate your bladder.
>
>> http://www.healthcommunities.com/healthy-living-guides/index.shtml/foods-that-irritate-the-bladder_18/page/7
>
> Just eliminate one each week.
>
> 1/ No caffein, no coffee, tea or chocolate.
>
> 2/ No alcohol, instead of margaritas, just lime juice and salt.
>
> 3/ No artificial sweeteners.
>
> 4/ No Acidic fruits and juices, goodbye oranges, lemons, limes etc., now your margaritas are down to just salt.
>
> 5/ No spicy foods, pretty much goodbye ethnic foods, not worth it without margaritas, wine or beer.
>
> 6/ No carbonated beverages, 3 too care of most of that already.
>
> In about 2 months your bladder will not be irritated because it has nothing to do.
>
> However, you wife, children and coworkers will more than make up for the missing irritation, because you will not be yourself.
>
> Paul in PA

Might as well not breathe air either.

What about bacon, can we still have bacon???

Please let there be bacon :excruciating:

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:32 am
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OMG!

> What about bacon, can we still have bacon???
>
> Please let there be bacon :excruciating:

The Bacon Explosion

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:35 am
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Bacon Is OK

By process of elimination, protein and salt are good for your bladder.

Paul in PA

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:37 am
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Nate ? Without The Sarcasm Button, It Does Not Count.

[sarcasm]See, this is sarcasm.[/sarcasm]

Paul in PA

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:38 am
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Including sex? I should have been dead years ago :'(

 
Posted : June 10, 2012 9:50 am