My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore !! "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"
A few years ago in December we were delivering holiday goodies to some neighbors during a blizzard. When we arrived at the home of two sisters well into their nineties, we were surprised to see them pulling their car out of the garage. We asked where they were going in such a storm and they seriously responded, "We're going to visit the elderly."
Thets me parents!
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Love it.
I remember listening to an interview with a famous violinist (I can't remember which one) when he was 82 years old.
He had to break off the interview early because it was time to go fix lunch for his mother, something he did every day.
A decade or so ago, one of the local familys had to park their 84yr olf Antie by selling her vehicle.
It was a 1973 Chevy Biscane;, a highway yacht that had an interceptor motor and was in mint condition in the late 90s.
Every tie she got out on the highway or whatever sideroad or rural road of gravel or pavement, she drove like a demon and would floor it and considered it her road and everyone else was to stop until she had made her round trip.
She never had an accident as most locals went the opposite way she was going and would make a detour to stay away from her.
The punch line goes" ?ÿSo, who sez I wanted to marry her. ?ÿI had to."
Old, chubby wife: "do I look fat"?
Old, chubby husband: "do I look stupid"?
🙂
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