Politics is an abbreviation of sorts lacking the special "K" for which researchers have found to be intentionally removed. Let's explore the ab-oration in a scientific manner using Wikipedia as a source;
First we will dissect the word to help better understand it's underlying meaning:
Poli: DNA polymerase iota is an enzyme that in humans is encoded by the POLI gene.[1] It is found in higher eukaryotes, and is believed to have arisen from a gene duplication from Pol ?. Pol ?, is a Y family polymerase that is involved in translesion synthesis. It can bypass 6-4 pyrimidine adducts and abasic sites and has a high frequency of wrong base incorporation. Like many other Y family polymerases Pol ?, has low processivity, a large DNA binding pocket and doesn't undergo conformational changes when DNA binds. These attributes are what allow Pol ? to carry out its task as a translesion polymerase. Pol ? only uses Hoogsteen base pairing, during DNA synthesis, it will add adenine opposite to thymine in the syn conformation and can add both cytosine and thymine in the anti conformation across guanine, which it flips to the syn conformation.
Ticks are small arachnids in the order Ixodida, along with mites, constitute the subclass Acarina. Ticks are ectoparasites (external parasites), living by hematophagy on the blood of mammals, birds, and occasionally reptiles and amphibians. Ticks are vectors of a number of diseases, including Lyme disease, Q fever (rare; more commonly transmitted by infected excreta),[1] Colorado tick fever, tularemia, tick-borne relapsing fever, babesiosis, ehrlichiosis and tick-borne meningoencephalitis, as well as bovine anaplasmosis.
Hence: Politicks
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In theory, human genetics can be understood relatively, in comparison, along with evolutionary mutations or recombination of genes that have ultimately led the human into being what it is today. If we suppose that we are the recombinant result of millions of years of mutation, then it can be more clearly understood that the culminant and dominant "superspecies" of man is in fact the politician.
Upon dissection of the word itself, pollytician is merely a combination of two root words - polly, and tic.
"Polly", a common name for a parrot, when hybridized with "tic" in most Petri-dish laboratory experiments results in "pollytics" or "pollyticians", depending on the substrate used in growing the culture.
The definition of "tic", pronunciation: /tik/ Function: n1: local and habitual spasmodic motion of particular muscles especially of the face : TWITCHING 2 : a habitual usually unconscious quirk of behavior or speech. This has been largely accepted as sufficient explanation for the movements of the lips of the modern pollytician, along with the parroting reverberation of other pollyticians of the same wing of recent and ancient times.
Upon dissection of the pollytician himself, we find a striking resemblance to the anatomy of the tick (not to be confused with tic) in that the bloodsucking organs are morphologically speaking, nearly identical. This striking similarity suggests a common ancestry, which could not be scientifically theorized until recently in past-life regression therapy of several prominent politicians of our time. One of the most well known of these prominent figures is omnipresent and omniscient Dick Cheney, who admittedly concedes that with the help of this therapy he can finally come to terms with the fact that he was actually "Tick Cheney", who grew, multiplied, and mutated at an alarming rate in a substrate called a Ticktatorship.
In a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles, the conduct of public affairs for private advantage became evident in this Ticktatorship, which some scientists believe to be an early ancestor of the Dicktatorship. Even in the deepest lurks of the oceans there exists the primordial slime of Dicktatorial beginnings. Some of my colleagues suggest that he actually arose from the decaying primordial oozes of an ancient seabed, which is now called Wyoming.
Nevertheless, this big giant head of a man has left an impression on us all. In a moment of uncharacteristic clarity he realized that one of his defense mechanisms lied somewhere within this paraphrased statement…”starting with a logical premise and proceeding illogically toward a logical conclusion”, the secretion of which, however ironic, seemed to be begin with a logical prejudice, then proceeding impartially toward a logical predisposed tendency.
Ultimately we now know the definition of an eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared – the pollytician – as compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
Jack,
Next time your in Columbia Sc call me. The first two or three beers are on me...
I have been around this world more than the average man, I have even been to Columbia, SC a time or two. Actually I have been to almost every little town in SC. Beer seems to please the local residents, as it also pleased me to enjoy it with them. No better than those who sacrifice a tiny portion of that gray matter between the ears with a can of slop are those who do the same with herbal supplements. After all, it is the creation of man that brings man together, and the creation of God that brings men to their knees. One foot in front of the other. Cheers!;-)
