One more reason to live in the boondocks

Nieghborhood calming.

Saw that term in a headline in a newspaper I picked up yesterday.  Hallelujah, this is a term I had never encountered and will not see happen anywhere close to me.

The concept is that I have a street providing access to my home but I don't want anyone else to use it because it is inconvenient to use in general.  What a load of the byproduct of digestion.

Sure, it slows that ambulance down that you need by ten minutes, but, hey, you only die once, so don't worry about it.