Old Bill was the local Town Drunk/Handyman. He could fix or make most anything. He never charged much for his work. He had built himself a little shanty back up in the woods near the railroad track that went through the town. No bath or bathroom, but that was OK cause Old Bill never bathed or brushed his teeth. He had a certain “air” about him. Consequently he did not get much “action” out of the local ladies.
He pretty much kept to himself. His one vice was that at least twice a week he would come up with enough money to go to the local bar and get himself a drink. Just sit there, stanking and sipping and then be on his way. Always the same contemplative look on his face.
Early one morning Old Bill showed up with a big grin plastered across his face. The bartender took his order and asked him what was so special that it put that grin all across his face.
Old Bill thought a minute and said, “Well, last night on my way home I came upon a nekkid woman tied to the railroad tracks down near my place. I untied her and took here to my shack where we made love all night long in EVERY imaginable way and position. It was just incredible!!”
The bartender and said, “So tell me Bill, is she really pretty?”
Bill thought for a moment and replied, “You know, I really don’t know. I never did find her head.”
Excellent!
That there is just not right. But I almost chocked from laughin' so hard!
